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Music...<br />Main Theme by Sean Conran (WWF Wrestlemania, Amiga)<br />Artisan's World by Stewart Copeland (Spyro the Dragon)<br />Basic Medals by MashupGFX <br />Mad Maze Maul by Grant Kirkhope (Donkey Kong 64)<br />I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor<br /><br />Thanks To...<br />Justin Roberts for the fabulous intro<br />Dan Goldman for the 450 splat<br />RawAttitudePod for the beachball moment which I'd never even heard of before now, good call<br />Dave Bixenspan for the COTC V clip<br />Ethan Absler for the bad table uno<br />futuramamaforlife for bad table dos<br />Storm DeVogelear for bad table tres<br />Simon Lacroix for bad table cuatro<br />Pacormur for bad table cinco<br />wrestling with unicorns for bad table seis<br />Henderthegreat for filming Team Tropicana's friendly fire<br />Guy Whose Name I Lost (sorry) for Davey Boy corpsing<br />MashupGFX for the Kurt Angle and John Cena mashup<br />thefoursweet for the Davis dick kick<br />TWMNewsUK for the Simpsons video idea for Davis dick kick<br />riderleangle for the Krusty crab ending<br />steve williams for the WWE feedback ending<br />eyerake for the Braun street fighter ending<br />kidswol for the Cole Commentary ending<br />charles chase for the DEMOCRACY MANIFEST and Goku ending<br />Jesse Maximum for the Batista Birdie Song ending<br /><br />Notes...<br />Managed to get a video inserted in between Fast Lane and Wrestlemania (which WWE probably wanted to figure out) before the onslaught of Wrestlemania weekend shows takes over the twitter feeds<br /><br />No reason for putting Kitao in the intro other than him having an amazingly impressive out-of-ring career for a guy who never had a match that was remembered for just it's in-ring quality. Shooting on Earthquake, getting KO'd by Takada, appearing in Van Damme films, fighting in UFC 9...RIP you stubborn bastard<br /><br />wXw 16 Carat was one of the best events I've ever been to so of course I'm going to highlight the negatives. They cut out an entire spot from Night 3 so it could have been worse<br /><br />I was going to use Worthless from the Brave Little Toaster for Angle 2019 because I'm a misery magnet but can appreciate how I'd be the only person to appreciate scrapyard Kurt<br /><br />The Little Superstar ending may be the oldest meme/joke ever featured in Botchamania, i think the Vikings brought it to the UK when they invaded<br /><br />That Brass Eye ending is satire and will definitely be taken in the spirit it was intended<br /><br />Regarding Article 13 and EU, I have no idea how/if this is going to change anything but wanted to deal with this potentially life-changing political decision the same way I deal with everything: making a stupid video while trying to take a cheap-shot at What Culture<br /><br />(btw there's no heat between me and them but I know someone will tweet one of the 10,000 Adams that work there with BOTCHAMANIA BURIES WHATCULTURE because god knows everything in this video is serious and fact)<br /><br />but if this is the end, it couldn't have happened at a more anti-climatic and hilarious time than right before the biggest weekend of the year so I have to appreciate the comic timing of Article 13