Botchamania 388

Music...<br />Ain't No Grave by knightw11<br />Big-boned Gentleman (Final Boss Phase 1) by +TEK (Skeleton Boomerang) <br />Gooey Fluids ...for "Chemical Plant Zone: Act 2" by Tee Lopes / Falk Au Yeong (Sonic Mania)<br /><br />Thanks To...<br />MOMiSHStyle for the Bayley video and MrKlongdike Bill for the tweet that did good numbers<br />Matt Riddle for keeping it real<br />Nick Klie for the Chris Adams yell<br />CmllOfficial for the dumpster truck of a triple team<br />Rob Viper for that one lucha finish<br />Ian Hamilton for the Stardom Cinderella finish<br />asapjoey for Da Bad Guy ending<br />tristan jones for yet more Bart<br />charles chase for acting & spitting<br />Martin Billany for that fucking friday song<br />doug b for the SooUUUpp Nazi<br />justin hullinger for Aleister Black: Career's Dead & Loving It<br />uncle yuu for DBZ Abridged ending<br />johndudebro for HEY KAYLA<br />cryptnerds for sweaty ending<br />raveneffectpt for mashing up the Fucking Bullshit song<br /><br />Notes...<br /><br />Undertaker vs. Goldberg was like Shrove Tuesday for me but it turned out to be a challenge to not feel sorry for the two old fucks and even with Mario Paint blasting in the background it's still tough so please remember THEY WERE PAID SHIT-LOADS FOR IT. Hopefully next time they compete, the Saudis can put up the money for a time machine and some Bluechew.<br /><br />I put the twitter usernames of the three George Of The Jungle laughing guides because I appreciate people may not all share the above sentiment, but you're also watching a botch compilation so even if you don't want to admit you love seeing horrible shit happen, you can say you're watching Botchamania/That Botch Guy/ Wrestle Botch enjoy it and in fact YOU'RE the normal one and definitely not into schadenfreude.<br /><br />The Mario Paint version of Ain't No Grave was made by knightw11, whose channel can be found here<br />https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmeJ0XV7JJx7KFupCZQ2qiA<br /><br />There's been plenty of debate as to WHY they'd have Baron say that line but they had someone use the term "dismember" last time so eh. All I know is the Saudi shows have produced Titus Worldslide, the HBK return tag match and now Goldberg vs. Undertaker so I'm glad they're sticking with them!<br /><br />I don't think Lacey Evans is flat-out bad, but she's definitely mis-cast wrestling Lynch & Charlotte this early in her career, two wrestlers who have great matches with each other but tend to look like duplo trying to connect to lego with anybody else.<br /><br />I agree with Meltzer and Alvarez, if Gable and Gallagher hadn't looked sad I'd have thought that was supposed to be the finish. I mean the fucker took a German Suplex on the outside, that's OK to lose to.<br /><br />Not a lot of indie footage this time around, but that's why I wait 2 weeks. Sometimes there's loads of stuff and sometimes there's fuck-all. No I AM THE TABLE for the first time in ages too, so you can tell the end is coming.