ICP-Ninja!!!
Insane Clown Posse : Ninja <br />Video juggalo montage!!! <br /><br />Lyrics:Ninja <br /><br />What the hell's a ninja? <br />(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka') <br />It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization <br />Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost <br />not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills <br />as a part of ninjitsu <br />(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a <br />mutha'fuckin' ninja) <br />no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die! <br /><br />Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai <br />so I could swing a sword and make necks fly <br />I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls <br />n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls <br />cuz I remember these kids from tha playground <br />everybody'd hang around, we were all down <br />but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away <br />n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J" <br />I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda' <br />as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh <br />what I would do if I only had a ninja sword <br />you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard <br />I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle, <br />first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle." <br />everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta' <br />DAMN I wish I could be a ninja <br /><br />[chorus] <br />Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja [X3] <br />Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin' [all X2] <br /><br />After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks <br />all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts <br />and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai <br />I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry <br />I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops <br />he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS <br />I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break <br />I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face <br />I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass, <br />why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass." <br />I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'." <br />when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha' <br />"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!" <br />I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh) <br />I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!" <br />DAMN I wish I could be a ninja <br /><br />[repeat chorus] <br /><br />If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but <br />I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent <br />I flip frenchfries for $2.25 <br />Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45 <br />but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss <br />I guess he don't know that his life is a loss <br />I walk in....about 5 minutes late... <br />cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade <br />so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face <br />screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place <br />mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me <br />just another bitch workin' for next ta' free <br />I thought him out, takin' money, just steal <br />n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill <br />but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch <br />n' I don't even need ta be a ninja <br /><br />[repeat chorus X7] <br /><br />Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah <br />FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Klown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha