Lecture Prank
Lyrics (thanks to SilentMe!): <br /><br />Hey teach! <br /><br />I’ve got a question — what I mean is. . . it’s just. . . <br />We come to class everyday it seems, we all fall asleep we’ve lost all our dreams. <br />There is no inspiration. <br />But when did we become this way, so disillusioned? So blasé? <br />I can’t make the calculation. <br />Can I borrow your TI-83? <br /><br />Hey teach! <br /><br />Have you thought for a while <br />about the impact that you have on us? <br /><br />Teach! <br /><br />I think it’s high time that you tried <br />to extend your learning on to us and reach! <br />Are you with me classmates? <br /><br />YEAH. <br /><br />(One person) <br /><br />What about that guy over there? Why aren’t you taking notes? Don’t you even care? <br />This is your education. <br />This girl sitting over here, she talks a lot in class but her thoughts are never really quite clear. <br />So much mental masturbation <br />Is it we..who are to blame. <br /><br />Hey TEACH!!!! <br /><br />All the professors in movies and TV <br />like “Dead Poets Society,” <br />and they risk their very professions for the chance <br />to be inspirations to kids like me! <br /><br />Hey teach! <br /><br />t’s no wonder why we’re here. <br />You must think we only party and drink beer. <br /><br />But all we need is just one chance… <br />to be treated as your equals and to dance. <br /><br />Hey teach! <br /><br />It’s no wonder why we’re here. <br />You must think we only party and drink beer. <br />I think it’s high time that you tried <br />to extend your learning.. on.. to.. us.. and REACH! TEACH! …