SwineFlu-ER
Vadim: Hey Kai, I'm back.<br /><br />Kai: Hey Vadim......ummm, why are you wearing a mask?<br /><br />Vadim: Haven't you heard? There's a swine flu epidemic. Better safe than sorry!<br /><br />Kai: You must be referring to the H1N1A virus......<br /><br />Vadim: You can call it whatever you want, but I'm not going to catch it, so I'm taking precautions.<br /><br />Kai: Whatever. You're home now, so you can take off your mask. <br /><br />Vadim: Yeah, about that.....I've noticed that you've been coughing a lot lately....when is the last time you went to the doctor's?<br /><br />Kai: What are you getting at?<br /><br />Vadim: Well, you can never be too careful......<br /><br />Kai: Do you think I have swine flu?!?<br /><br />Vadim: You cough all day and have been complaining of a sore throat for several days now. I think you'd better get yourself checked out.<br /><br />Kai: I think you'd better get your brain checked out. All this talk of 'swine flu' is nonsense! You're so gullible.<br /><br />Vadim: Better to be gullible than infected!