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At the top of the social ladder I speak <br />Let me welcome you here officially <br />To the back drop of martini clatter <br />Break the ice with superficial chatter <br />I'm glad to be this year's MC <br />To greet the chic and the elite <br />Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle <br />Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle <br /><br />Worldwide socialites unite <br />OK, alright <br /><br />The band is grander than I recall <br />The talk is cultured, if a little small <br />Keep parading your charading manners <br />Keep pretending that it really matters <br />Don't ask, don't tell <br />And please don't stare at the emperor <br />In his underwear <br />Special thanks to the snack committee <br />Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty <br /><br />Worldwide socialites unite <br />Enjoy the conversation <br />But try to keep it light <br />Just avoid the friction <br />And if you feel conviction <br />Well then, baby, step outside <br />Let's keep the "lite" in social <br />Let's keep the social light <br />Let's keep the "lite" in socialite <br /><br />Worldwide socialites unite <br />Avoid the dreaded question <br />The meaning of our lives <br />And as to God's existence <br />Well, that's your private business <br />And, quite frankly, impolite <br />Let's keep the "lite" in social <br />Let's keep this social light <br />Let's keep the "lite" in socialite