Here's an interesting fact that you may not have known about lightbulbs. In the early days of light bulbs being invented, someone actually found a way to create a lightbulb, that would never "blow". (In the UK, when a light no longer turns on, we say the light has blown). A very clever man, bought the patent to this idea, and never ever made the bulb. Why not? Well that's obvious. It's the answer to almost every question in life. Money. If the man had made the everlasting light bulb, you would never need to buy more than the amount needed for your home. But now, you get a light for a few months, a year at most, and need new bulbs. It's bullshit, and it makes me question what else they have the answer too, that they don't let on. ("They" being the government) - Because picture this. You get the flu. You go to see your doctor. He gives you medicine to get better, but there is EVERY opportunity that the flu virus will return one day. Who's to say that they don't have the ultimate cure for the flu in a lab somewhere, but releasing it would mean they can't sell those drugs anymore, and potentially mean Doctors and GP's are out of a job. I don't trust our government as far as I could throw them, which is the most ridiculous thing anyone could ever say, because I couldn't throw the entire government, which makes the statement somewhat true, but what if you was really strong, and a midget double crossed you, and you made that same statement, but it turns out, you can throw him really fucking far. Where does that leave you in life?
The morale of the story is. Let's boycott buying lightbulbs. Let's go back to candles, and TV screens, and Laptop monitors, and iPhone torch lights as our way to see. Fuck the government. The future is bright. The future is orange. It's not orange at all. That's the worst fucking marketing slogan I've ever heard.
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