Think you've heard all the wacky rationalizations from perverts for the actions? Allow us to introduce this sleazy teacher.

A Taiwanese cram school teacher named Jhang claims gods endowed him with supernatural powers to enlarge a woman's breasts through the medium of massage. Needless to say, his powers aren't effective through clothes.

It began back in 2006 the man convinced a female student to undress so he could touched her breasts, promising the young woman the grope was "the first step to trusting each other."

A year later he told another student that she would be punished if she didn't heed his command to undress.

In 2009, he offered to help a student achieve D-cup breasts but was turned down. He then insisted on touching her belly to help "ease her pain" during menstruation.

The naive student didn't realize she'd been taken advantage of until she went to a sex education class in university. She then sued the perverted teacher.

Jhang claimed that he does have supernatural powers and he was touching those victims' breasts under their permission. The judge saw otherwise. Jhang was convicted of indecency and sentenced to 17 months in prison.