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Move over shovel girl, scooter boy is here!

Ah, it seems like just yesterday they were throwing shovels at each other. Kids grow up so fast.

Now we have no idea why or what prompted these two fine young gentlemen began an altercation, but after the first punch was thrown, it developed into a standard fist-fight.

Until a scrawny dude somehow decides it would be a good idea to toss a scooter into the mix -- again, full video at tomonews.net.

Now a metal push scooter thingy can weigh about 45 pounds...a shovel weighs in at about 12.
Winner? --Scooter!
Sadly, Shovel Girl is no longer 'person of the week who threw a heavy metal object at another without concern for life and limb.' All hail SCOOTER BOY!

Dishonorable mentions also go to hippie boy, who appears to have stolen a phone dropped in the fight, and busty peacemaker girl, who appears to say something about her being pregnant!

And scooter thrower? --he didn't even stick around for the fight---loser!