Apples are good for you
Apples are sweet
Apples can be sour
But apples are neat

Apples in bushels
In baskets and in pies
Apples, they are awesome
They never tell lies!

Apple is awful
Don't function at all
I'd prefer a real phone
When I make a call

My iPhone and me
We don't function you see.
The end

Henrik Berg

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/apples-vs-apple-my-iphone-and-me/