Into every single life,
A little poop will certainly fall.
Don’t worry, It’s just fertilizer,
It will help your plants grow tall!

Come here into your room son.
Can’t you see that your dog has messed?
I told you, you could keep him,
But you would first have to pass this test!

Oh Daddy, I’ll take great care of him,
And I’ll feed him every single day.
I know that I must use a leash,
But he still tries to run away!

Tomorrow if he squats a pile
All over my bedroom floor,
I promise to quickly clean it so
You’ll smell that smell no more!

Well son, I’ll give you one more chance,
To keep these promises to me.
But I won’t stop giving him chances,
I’m just teaching responsibility!

Robert Edgar Burns

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