With King Kong
There's something Wrong
He has no Dong
Where it should Belong

He's got plenty of Ding
In his Swing
But the main thing
Where's his Ding Ding?

I think the King is sad
He's not been bad
But he would be Glad
If he had a Cock and Bag

P.S. What about Mrs. Kong?

David Darbyshire

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/king-kong/