Why oh why are there so many
Stupid people throwing away there money
falling downstairs
Falling from the bed
Hitting their heads
and becoming millionaires

why oh why do I attract them
I am a stupid person magnet
I am a kind of dragnet
For all of the stupid people in this world
I just can't seem to shed them!

tiyler durden

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/stupid-people/