The Emperor Julian
says he grows

his “ridiculous beard”
in order “to punish
his face
which nature had made
ugly.”

Yeah, me too mate
...me too!

*******
Menage A Quatre

You were the square
on the hypotenuse.

We were the square
of the other two side.

You had a theory
about everything

and were seeing
(two timing us)

with some guy called
Pythagoras

On the side.

Dónall Dempsey

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