tHe tABle Is TiPsY
(to say the least) .

The chair
slouches in the corner

dRuNk As A sKuNk.

That picture
looks slightly

hUnG OvEr.

The glass cabinet
has had(ho ho ho)
oNe ToO mAnY.

The tiolet
has obviously(obviously)
bEen On ThE pIsS.

The walls
have been
mAkInG mErRy!

Even the cat
has been at the sherry.

Am I...am I

the only one

sober

in this room?

Dónall Dempsey

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/therefore-think-i-am/