Some will say,
They are in it for the love.
That's to be admired.
I'm more direct.
I'm in it for the bucks!
Now...
IF you want to give it to me with love,
I'll accept it as it is given.
AND if you want to show me,
Just how much love you have...
We can open up joint accounts.
And I'll be withdrawing your love,
For as long as you keep depositing it.
How is that for loyal commitment?

Lawrence S. Pertillar

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/loyal-commitment/