To bed I go,
'Praps pied-eyed,
For the purple haze
To descend and amaze
For shut-eye.

Must remember
The po'.
Sleep with
One eye open
If in the night
I may need to 'go'
In the night I wake
I think I'll, ........
'Oh No! ! '
I'll go, mate
For the chocoLATE
The po' can wait........

George BernardBloodyShaw

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-one-eyed-pied-purple-chocolate-eater/