*knows difference between a bow (weapon of war) and a bow (presidential greeting to all of Islam)
*knows there are NOT 57 states in the Union
*can interpret Biblical passages far better than all the top white house staff combined
*is NOT a puppet nor front for the liberal hierarchy
*better economic record (knows the value of a bushel of corn)
*higher intelligence (able to change channels using TV remote)
*exceeded all expectations from his youth (quite simply born a swine in a pigsty - with birth certificate to prove it - but continues to amaze everyone that knows him)
*more experience than a community organizer (i.e. President of the World Pork Expo)
*realizes that this country is a REPUBLIC and the US Constitution, a document to protect the people (not TP)
*knows how to create a single page bill (not pad it for votes and hide loopholes inside) saving paper, time