Don't loan money to Tommy Perkins
or that little short gal Lana he's beating on
He'll never pay it back
and she'll just give it to Tommy
in hopes that he'll drink
enough to pass out
and not hit her

Tommy is a big guy and he gets drunk
enough to hit her harder

Lana used to be my girl and I never
laid a finger on her

I hate Tommy Perkins

Smack Thompson

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