Fancam by zero, uploaded by zero.

Translations by regina.
Golf : Ta-dan.....
Audience : - low volumed scream -
Golf : How come ? How come you aren't delight getting my present ? (Tripping over.)
Audiences : - louder scream -
Golf : Actually, my present wasn't my new cloth but the tripping over!
Audiences : - screaming + laughing -
Golf : Funny, huh.
(Walk over.)
Golf : I'd like to ask if there's anyone in this hall is heartbreaking ?
Golf : Because I'd like to give you a doughnut. Golf pen huang na. (Golf worries about you na.) ----> huang can means both worrying and a loop. He's playing with words.)
Golf : Fans on the left, are you heartbreaking ?
Golf : Fans on the right, do you need a consultant ?
Golf : Do you need a consultant ?
Audiences : Yeah....
Golf : Then I'll be your consultant (Tee Pruek Sa).

Credit : zero, regina of http://www.golfmikethailand.com.