One of the most famous beefcake calendars to exist is the New York Firefighters Calendar. The abs are hard, the fires are hot, and boy- I'm getting worked up just typing about it. So imagine the complete opposite of that calendar and you have the New York Cabbie Calendar. The abs are non-existent and the bellies are hairy, but hey- it goes to charity, so that makes it funny and sweet, not gross and horrifying.

Additional music by Kevin McLeod.