I am just a whiney assed kid
I can’t take criticism
My girlfriend is not real
I still have to hit puberty
And I do stuff which I did
But say I never did

My girlfriend is on a web site
I have to pay to see her
Her name is Electra
She is a star
I like to jack my self off
All over her
And my monitor!

I live alone
with my big bone-er
I shoot cats! !
and I have really big hands

tiyler durden

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