MeXican Hat Dance
You came to my COuntry.
Messed with my MOnkey;
Danced with Erline.
Drank all the whiskey;
Have endless parteee!
You need to go---
back to old Mexico,
make your own living,
leave me in the snow!
My dance is complete as
I finished my fight and now
all of the hats have been cleaned.

Charles Hice

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