I read in the dailies
Marmite on toast is a work of art
sculpted and shaped
to appear almost lifelike.
in a vain attempt to replicate,
my chosen celebrity became more
like an effigy of Jesus
with a chocolate milk moustache
whom I just couldn’t bring myself to devour
Alc Harris
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/marmite-2/