The cutest ass I've ever seen
She can't be more than seventeen
Her legs I'd love to get between
An I a dirty old man or what?

God, what am I thinking?
I've got daughters older than her
And if some horny old man thought of them like this
I'd break his fucking neck

I'm going through a Mid-Life Crisis
I must be to be thinking like this
She's too young to take to bed, or even kiss
Still, she does have the cutest ass

Harry J. Couchon Jr

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mid-life-crisis-2/