I know
All the reasons that you came
Here for
The first reason that you came here for
Is that you are drowning in debt
And you need somebody like me to bail you out
I am not so selfish and greedy
So I will give you some money
To pay your bills and buy other things that you need

Aldo Kraas

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/all-the-reasons-that-you-came/