“My gosh, those ladies are crazy.
How can they take hundreds of dollars
in groceries and only spend
a couple of bucks?
I wish I could do that! ”
 
Blogs; Krazy Koupon Lady,
Save Daily with Haley,
Couponing with Greg that dude
Instagram; hashtag
Extreme Couponing.
 
A new language
full of acronyms to learn
in order to understand
their couponing terms.
UFT; up for trade.
OOP; out of pocket.
 
Comparing what stores
are “Sister” stores depending
on what side of the country you’re on.
Food4Less is Kroger
Vons is Safeway
Walmart and Target remain the same.
 
When people ask me why
I need so much of something
or if I’m a hoarder, I ignore it.
They don’t understand that soon
they’ll wish they knew my ways
 
If they ever struggle
I know they will beg me
for a tube of toothpaste,
a shampoo or bar for their face,
a nine dollar razor that I got for free
or hearing the words “Can you teach me? ”
 
This is my new hobby.
Take away the P from OOP.
Add a C; OOC, that’s me.
Out of control.

Susan Mujica

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