Beauty wanted to be a pet groomer her whole life.
She wanted a Groom she could groom so she became the Beast's wife.
One day the pet shaver stopped working and Beauty tried using some candle wax,
Turned out beneath all that hair was a handsome man who wanted to wear a shirt and slacks.

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Elena Plotkin

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