I have the most beautiful belly button in the world!
That is just my opinion, of course,
But I feel it is totally justified.
It is a perfect circle and the skin looks nice.

Nothing protruding beyond the norm.
No dust to speak of, clean as a whistle.
My bonny belly button is located just so
And exactly where God intended.

I am the correct height and weight for my age,
Regular exercise, so I kept in shape,
None of that overlapping flabby stomach stuff,
Like I swallowed a football or a melon.

What! ? That would never, ever do!
And so, for the life of me, I truly believe it.
Yes, I have the most, the absolute most,
Bee you tee full belly button in the world!


Denis Martindale, copyright June 2014.

Denis Martindale

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