Here's a puzzle in poetry prose
take an average pantyhose
if you wanted to hide
real critters inside
can you make me a list of all those.

Little piggies, count ten
add two calves without pen
charleyhorse without gas
and a very big ass
and a pantyhose isn't for men.

Herbert Nehrlich

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