Once upon a time
I tried to make a rhyme
I talked about my life
And also about my wife
I don’t know what to talk about
But please don’t call me a ... hmmmm... lout!
At least I’m getting the rhyming down tight
Even if the meter and the meaning are completely messed up, right?

Bad Poetry Contestant

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/rhyming-poem-2/