if you go down to the mailbox today
you are sure of a big suprise
I couldn't tell you what it is
but you would have to hold your stalks upon your eyes (well, it rhymes)


the grand old Duke of York had 10,000 men
-I have had more men then that I hasten to add-
they marched right up to the top of the hill
and then I sent a complaint to admin


I have a love/hate relationship with people
I love myself, and I hate everyone else
but you won't be laughing soon, I will remove that smirk
from the smelly little skunks faces


they're all plotting and conspiring against me, you see,
like the evil little turd monsters that they reveal themselves to be
we will yet lay a golden egg
fresh from the bowels of Hades himself.

Hubris Knickerface

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/watch-out-kiddies/