At school, Otter-Not, the Chief-
Of poetry, ruling Kalif!
Poor Henry took shame but all of the blame
was famed vowel movement spelling: ' relief '!
****Famous Commercial: 'How do you spell relief? '
Attributed to Otter-Not
Shelley Byron Keats
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