Let us admire
the legal buddy, braving
the line of fire.

To shoot an eagle,
while snookered by Wild Turkey
is hardly legal.

The Secret Service
said they observed the lawyer
as being nervous.

In the museum,
the pellets have been mounted
so folks can see 'em.

DEFIBRILLATOR,
inside the chest can trigger...
Is he a shyster hater?

Back at the White House
they plan to spare the Black Quail
but shoot the White Grouse.

Herbert Nehrlich

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