Do you think Jesus gets along with Zeus?
I think he might be jealous of Zeus’ ability
to hurl those lightning strikes down at
Earth. Wait, is that Zeus who does that or
Thor? It’s so hard to keep track of all those
guys. Actually, I’ll bet Jesus can hurl
lightning with the best of them. I just don’t
think he dresses as well. I mean, Thor has
that cape and sledgehammer and
everything, and Jesus just walks around all
day in a smock. On the other hand, with
that goofy chrome helmet, Thor looks like
he just stepped off the set of “Animal
House.” But guys like Zeus and Apollo,
they seem like real babe magnets. I’ll bet
they really chafe under that adultery
commandment.

Professor Poetry Hound

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