Oh! That’s an easy question,
England is on the map.
Teacher fumed at my answer
And gave me one tight slap.

I asked you the continent England is in
Expected Europe as you answer;
And not that it’s on the map
So walk off my class and don’t come back.

Ma’am I was just joking
A few laughs to this boring lecture I was adding,
Since you’re asking me to leave and gave me the slap,
I’ll gladly go and take a small little nap.

I said that (^^) in the most polite way
The class clapped and made me their heroin* for the day.
Long live the ‘mad caps’ like me they said
Who endure slaps and make the most
Of it by taking a naps! !


Ps – Hindi film Actresses are called heroines: P

(27 May,2006)

.Pd. is here

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/teacher-teacher-madcap/