First is you get a lot of shoes,
one gets old quick, the other never used.
You'll always get a sit place in the tram,
and someone is always there to give you a helping hand.

You never need to worry about two different socks,
when arrested by law, no need for the locks.
From food to labour all seams easy to lend,
if you need to move there's always a friend.

Funny enough there are 3069 different sex positions,
and with one leg you can make it around 4001.
You can take your underpants off, without your foot leaving the ground
and when your playing pool it's hard to have one foot out of bound.

Last but not least, girls love a stump, soft as a cloud
and I'll never run away, no need to shout load.
So if you see a person with one leg, don't call him ' Long John',
just ask him were his Parrot has gone? .

David Darbyshire

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/advantages-of-having-one-leg/