You know how when people can’t explain something
they often just say that God works in mysterious ways?
Well, I think the devil works in mysterious ways too.

The next time you trip over your feet and land with
your face in the pavement and passersby start laughing
derisively at you, you’ll probably think it’s God
working in a mysterious way. But I don’t think that’s
God’s style. He’s loving, not vengeful. Er - well there
WAS that nasty little incident of the Great Flood. Hey, I
think the devil might have been inspired by that mass
murder by God. Maybe when he thinks about it he says,
“Praise the Lord.”

Professor Poetry Hound

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