Have you ever thought about how the whole concept
of missionaries is basically evil? Sure, they probably
think they’re doing the right thing, but in reality
they’re working to wipe out other cultures and beliefs.
Boy oh boy, they sure are fooling themselves that
they’re doing something very holy, aren’t they? I
think someone needs to give them a shot of Thorazine
to lessen the hallucinations and delusions in their
heads. Or maybe just a good bonk on the head with a
big wooden mallet would do the trick – you know,
knock some sense into them.

Professor Poetry Hound

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