So if a girl is passionate, confident,
She’s “up yours” by way of bores.
If she’s casually candid, outspoken,
She’s “up yours” by slight of words.

If she’s steadfast in her opinions,
Beliefs or eager to sort out
Her opinions, beliefs
She’s up yours.

If she won’t have anyone stompin’
On her fierce feathers,
Her delicate fetish,
She’s up yours.

If she says “Up Yours, ”
She’s up yours.
I say, “Down Mine”
& claim: It’s opposite day.

s./j. goldner

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/up-yours/