I knew a little karate girl
that went to karate school,
everyday she went
they made her look like a fool.

She tried to kick
and she tried to punch,
but usually she fell on the floor
with a crunch!

Then a day came
she wasn't quiet the same.
She gathered all the guys
who didn't have a brain.

She kicked them all in the head
they just stared back instead.
She was high as a kite
OH! that girl could fight.

David Darbyshire

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/she-kicked-them-all-in-the-head/