I met her at the bar
A goodlooking girl
With milk cream skin,
big brown eyes,
quite thin.

She was definately my type
As far as I could see
Then she lifted up her arms
to reveal a tree

I was gonna buy her a drink too
But she belonged to the zoo
I walked off thinking
'Oh Lord, it's time to find another broad! '

Nathan Strange

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/she-had-hairy-armpits/