I'm a Cowboy without a horse,
I'm a Rancher without a dog.
I'm a Driver without a coarse,
I'm a Farmer without a hog.

On the range, it's sometimes strange,
you met the weirdest people.
Even the buildings look funny,
like that church without a steeple.

There's an Indian without a Tee-pee,
and there's a cat that can't go pee.
Everywhere you look there's much to see,
Here's a man without a crutch, late for Tea.

David Darbyshire

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