Today, DNA experts confirmed……,
After discounting A. Krass & T. Martin….,
They are still not sure whether the father is……,
Dervish or Presley……,
In a statement issued by…..,
The good head research scientist….,
Ms. Labool (The Body) Fazool……,
She said, “After a few more tests…..,
And an intensive pussy scan…..,
(That is, when we find….,
Howlin’s stupid right-wing fascist cat) ….,
Only then, we’ll be able to confirm…..,
Whether it is Dervish, the wild rockabilly poet…..,
Or an Immaculate Conception…..,
By the King of Rock ‘n Roll”….! ! !

(Stay tuned for updates)

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…..Trade Martin,2007.

Trade Martin

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