And so, it got to Sex!
& we both knew

...what was to happen next!

I tremblingly
peeling off a pair of panties

only
to be
met
with yet

...another pair of panties!

Compelling a strange sort of
wierd de-ja vu?

You told me
you were cold
& so...wore 2.

Oh! My poor shivering dear!

I so...pitied you...your plight

that I manfully set about

warming you up
in the best time-honored way!

*******


This was originally a haiku entitled:

A KNICKERS TOO FAR!

Remove her knickers
only to find...another?
'I was cold! ' she said.

Dónall Dempsey

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/in-the-best-time-honored-way/