10 awful costumes and where you never wanna wear them.


1. President Bush-

Where-An anti-war Halloween bash

2. A ghost-


Where-At a funeral being held on Halloween at the local graveyard

3. Paris Hilton-

Where-A Halloween party being hosted by Mensa

4. Michael Jackson-

Where-A daycare center's Halloween bash

5. Britney Spears-

Where-Kevin Federline's Halloween party

6. The only black guy in your hood to dress up as one of the KKK.

7. A nudist-

Where-Your uptight soon to be in-laws annual Halloween party

8. Hannah Montanna-

Where-A secret child molester Halloween bash

9. Satan-

Where-Your local church's Halloween holiday social

10. A giant pumpkin-

Where-A giant pumpkin carving contest party being hosted by the
local mental hospital.

Ramona Thompson

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