Another name for my Dodgy friend
But this one is more pretend
You see we were chatting last night
And again he lifted my spirits to new heights

He showed a picture of himself to me
And I just couldn't believe
There he was donning a complete Indian suit
Head dress and all to boot

I couldn't dishonor the great Indian 'Sitting Bull'
So David is now my 'Chief Sitting Fool'
(Not the fool that is dumb you see
Just the one that is funny to me)

JoJo Bean

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-chief-sitting-fool/