Cold blew the wind through the tunnel of love
The lovers recoiled and withdrew from the blight
Semi-clad frames did climb far above
In search of the warmth, but finding just night
No shelter found, no relief from the frost
Resigned to their constant cold comforts so chilly
The answer was there in the thing they did most!
To keep warm he just needed to roger her silly.

Reece Kaye

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/refrigerator-love/