On November twenty-third,
In Fayetteville, Arkansas,
It was apparent
In McDonald Land there a crime,
Was it committed by Ronald or Birdie the early Bird?

Philip Sherman left his cell phone while he dined the dinner that he could’ve missed,
Did the Fry Kids take it,
-the Happy Meal Gang or Grimace?
For Philip, he had nude photos of his wife, Tina,
-on camera phone that he hadn’t erased.

Could the bandit be the Hamburglar or Big Mac,
No he wasn’t attacked,
It was plain to see,
That he left his phone out of stupidity,
I wonder if a heart attack fell upon,
after viewing the pictures, Uncle O’Grimacy.
McNugget Buddies were looking at her nuggets,
But somewhere, someone took the phone,
- they have to be charged and booked.
Was it the Mayor McCheese or Captain Crook?
But now Philip and Tina,
Are suing McDonalds for someone had posted the pictures on the internet.
Tina has had her 15 minutes of fame,
not in her bare,
tell all book,
Without the book
-for the web surfers to look.
All because of this for leaving a cell phone?
The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering,
embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.
So it should be warning enough,
That your nude pictures stay at home,
Because out of your home,
-that your privacy is “exposed” when you’re in the buff.

(11-25-08)

Joe Rosochacki

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