I knew you had a craving for,
they told me at the ward,
the MRI was inconclusive, though
they said that you were,
and rightly so perhaps,
quite uncommitted.
May I suggest you follow in
your next existence,
the great example of the apes,
eat a banana if you really want
or even have a burning need
for SEROTONIN.Drop the fags.

Herbert Nehrlich

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/coffin-nails-for-dummies/